Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Cardinals homer twice to beat Dodgers 4-2 in NLCS

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Thanks to two big swings and some excellent defense, the St. Louis Cardinals are one win from the World Series.


Just like last year.


Matt Holliday and pinch-hitter Shane Robinson connected for the first home runs of the NL championship series, sending St. Louis past the Los Angeles Dodgers 4-2 Tuesday night for a 3-1 lead in their best-of-seven playoff.


"We can't get ahead of ourselves," Holliday said.


In a series starved for offense, the Cardinals scored as many runs as they did in the first three games combined, when the teams totaled nine.


Game 5 is Wednesday afternoon at Dodger Stadium, with the Cardinals looking to clinch their 19th pennant. Zack Greinke is set to start for Los Angeles against Joe Kelly.


Of course, St. Louis had a 3-1 lead in last year's NLCS before dropping three straight to San Francisco, the eventual World Series champion.


"We don't feel this is over by any means," infielder Daniel Descalso said. "You don't want to have that feeling again, losing three games in a row when you're so close to getting there. Just because you're up 3-1, it doesn't mean anything. Nobody's going to roll over for you. We've got to keep pushing and keep grinding."


It was a painful defeat for the Dodgers — in more ways than one. Star shortstop Hanley Ramirez, playing with a broken left rib, left in the middle of the sixth after striking out three times.


"It felt worse than yesterday," Ramirez said. "It makes me angry."


Hitless in his previous 22 at-bats at Dodger Stadium, Holliday drove a two-run shot off Ricky Nolasco an estimated 426 feet to left field, capping a three-run third inning that gave the Cardinals a 3-0 lead.


"That's about as good as I can hit one," said Holliday, who was 0 for 13 in the series before connecting.


"I wasn't really doubting my swing at all. I felt actually really good with my at-bats. Sometimes in this game you don't always get the results that you want even if you feel like you're having good at-bats, so I just wanted to stay with it," he said.


Seeking a second World Series title in three years, St. Louis turned three important double plays and picked off a runner at second base in the seventh. Defensive standout Pete Kozma, inserted at shortstop in the sixth, started a difficult double play and darted in to complete the pickoff.


"A great heads-up play by him," Cardinals manager Mike Matheny said. "Then it has to be natural instincts and athleticism by (reliever) Carlos Martinez, and I don't know many guys pull that off. He has such athletic moves. He's quick in everything he does. Then to have the guts to wheel and let it fly like that in a game like we have right now, it's off the charts."


Second baseman Matt Carpenter also keyed St. Louis' sharp work with the gloves, one night after some sloppy play was costly in a 3-0 defeat.


Carpenter had an RBI double in the third that scored Descalso, who hit a leadoff single. Carpenter came around on Holliday's homer after there were none in the first three games for the first time in NLCS history.


Martinez pitched two scoreless innings to help nail down the win for starter Lance Lynn. Trevor Rosenthal got three outs for his second save in the series.


After a leadoff single by Andre Ethier in the ninth, Yasiel Puig grounded into a double play. Juan Uribe struck out to end it, leaving the Dodgers on the brink of elimination.


Now, they'll count on Greinke and ace Clayton Kershaw to pitch them back into the series.


"Kind of the best thought I have is, I've got one of the best pitchers in baseball pitching tomorrow," Mattingly said. "If we come out here and play well tomorrow and get a win, I've probably got the best pitcher in baseball pitching the next day."


Robinson's home run bounced off the top of the wall in left field on a 1-0 pitch from J.P. Howell with one out in the seventh, extending the Cardinals' lead to 4-2.


"For a little guy, he's got surprising power," Holliday said. "I mean, honestly, he's got some thump."


Lynn allowed two runs and six hits in 5 1-3 innings. He struck out five and walked three.


The right-hander lost his only other start this postseason, giving up five runs over 4 1-3 innings in Game 2 of the division series against Pittsburgh.


The Dodgers were down 4-2 in the seventh when Nick Punto doubled with one out. Martinez, however, picked off Punto before throwing another pitch and then retired Carl Crawford on an inning-ending groundout.


"It was a lonely place to be," Punto said.


Trailing 3-2, the Dodgers put the potential tying run on base in the sixth when Puig singled to chase Lynn. Uribe grounded into a double play against Seth Maness to end the inning.


The Dodgers stuck with Nolasco as their starter even though he hadn't pitched since Sept. 29. He struggled in his last three starts in September, giving up at least five earned runs in each.


Nolasco was passed over for his scheduled assignment in Game 4 of the division series, when the Dodgers used Kershaw on three days' rest for the first time in his career. Kershaw pitched well and took a no-decision in a 4-3 victory over Atlanta that clinched the series.


Before this one, Mattingly had said Nolasco was being put in a difficult position after not pitching for so long. Mattingly said Kershaw and Greinke both offered to start on short rest at Dodger Stadium.


Nolasco allowed three runs and three hits in four innings. He struck out four and walked one.


"I felt my stuff was good for the most part," he said. "Just that one pitch was the difference in the game."


Los Angeles scored twice in the fourth to cut it to 3-2. Adrian Gonzalez hit a leadoff double and scored on Puig's single. A.J. Ellis singled to drive in Andre Ethier, who walked.


But just when it appeared the Dodgers had grabbed the momentum, pinch-hitter Skip Schumaker bounced into an inning-ending double play.


NOTES: Cardinals 3B David Freese came out after six innings for defense. He left Monday's game with a cramp in his right calf, but Matheny said Freese was fine. ... St. Louis won a Game 4 on the road for the first time in NLCS play. ... The Cardinals also squandered a 3-1 lead in the 1996 NLCS against Atlanta. ... Nolasco, who is from nearby Corona and grew up a Dodgers fan, made the first postseason start of his career. ... Schumaker was 3 for 21 with no RBIs as a pinch-hitter during the regular season, and struck out in his only other at-bat as a pinch-hitter in the postseason. ... There was a pregame moment of silence for MLB umpire Wally Bell, who died Monday at 48. ... Tuesday marked the 25th anniversary of Kirk Gibson's famous pinch-hit home run in the bottom of the ninth at Dodger Stadium, giving Los Angeles a 5-4 win over Oakland in Game 1 of the 1988 World Series. ... Hall of Fame manager Tom Lasorda, who at 86 is special adviser to the team chairman, tossed out a first pitch from midway between the mound and home plate that missed the target. Mattingly, who was catching, gave him a mulligan. Lasorda managed that 1988 team, the Dodgers' last appearance in the World Series. ... With the government partially shut down, there was a pregame flyover of vintage aircraft by a nonprofit organization founded by a group of World War II fighter pilots. ... Among the famous faces in the crowd were Tom Cruise and Bryan Cranston of "Breaking Bad."


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UK Prosecutor: Armed man wanted to see the queen

A British police officer guards the grounds of Buckingham Palace in central London, Monday, Oct. 14, 2013. British police arrested a man with a knife after he tried to dart through a gate at Buckingham Palace in London on Monday. The palace said Queen Elizabeth II was not in residence. Breaches of royal security are rare, but just a month ago police arrested two men over a suspected break-in at the palace. (AP Photo/Lefteris Pitarakis)







A British police officer guards the grounds of Buckingham Palace in central London, Monday, Oct. 14, 2013. British police arrested a man with a knife after he tried to dart through a gate at Buckingham Palace in London on Monday. The palace said Queen Elizabeth II was not in residence. Breaches of royal security are rare, but just a month ago police arrested two men over a suspected break-in at the palace. (AP Photo/Lefteris Pitarakis)







(AP) — A man with a history of mental illness was hoping to see Queen Elizabeth II when he tried to rush through a Buckingham Palace gate carrying a six-inch (15-cm) knife, a prosecutor said Tuesday.

David Belmar, 44, pleaded guilty on Tuesday to trespassing and possession of a bladed article for the incident a day earlier, when he was tackled after jumping over a vehicle barrier outside Buckingham Palace.

The queen was not at Buckingham Palace at the time.

Prosecutor Edward Aydin told Westminster Magistrates' Court that Belmar told police that he wanted to see the queen and was "not happy" about his welfare benefits.

Aydin said that Belmar is taking medication for mental health issues and has a fixation on the queen. In 1989, he said, Bellmar received a police warning for lighting fireworks and throwing them onto the palace grounds.

"He is a danger to the public, carrying a knife in central London, and he is a danger to the queen," Aydin said.

Belmar's lawyer Robert Katz denied that Belmar has a fixation with the queen and said that Belmar did not brandish the knife. Officers found it wrapped in a plastic bag in Belmar's jacket.

Chief Magistrate Howard Riddle ordered Belmar kept in custody until he is sentenced.

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Tuesday, October 15, 2013

MIT's "Kinect of the Future" Can Track You Through Walls

The ability to passively track people within a given space is every retailer's dream (and every conspiracy theorist's nightmare). Those dreams recently took a step closer to reality with the debut of a new people-tracking system from MIT.

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Support Unclear For GOP's Plan To End Shutdown




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REPRESENTATIVE JOHN BOEHNER: There are a lot of opinions about what direction to go. There have been no decisions about what exactly we will do. But we're going to continue to work with our members on both sides of the aisle.


GREENE: Let's bring our congressional correspondent Tamara Keith in. Tam, when we spoke earlier this hour, you had said that there might not be enough Republican support for a plan that Boehner was coming up with. Is that what might have happened here?


TAMARA KEITH, BYLINE: That's exactly what it looks like happened. He went in with a plan. He came out with: We've got a lot of ideas, here. And that was basically the vibe I got from California Republican Darrell Issa. When he was exiting the meeting, I asked him what the support level was among House Republicans, and whether it was unanimous.


REPRESENTATIVE DARRELL ISSA: Unanimous would be Democratic Party. We're the Republican Party, so we're nearly unanimous, at best.


KEITH: At best. And there have been just a - House Republicans are really struggling with how to move forward, here.


GREENE: House Speaker John Boehner in a position that is becoming all too familiar. But let's just step back, if we can, Tamara. We had a Senate plan. There was talk of a bipartisan deal to avert the default on the debt and the government shutdown, or this Republican plan, maybe not enough support for it. Are we any closer to a compromise on these two issues today?


KEITH: The Senate is still moving forward, and there's this idea that sometimes it's darkest before the light. Sometimes when there's total chaos here in the capital and you don't know which way is up, ultimately, that leads to something emerging that will actually work. And this could be part of Boehner telling his members that they just have to go with Democratic support or go with the Senate plan.


GREENE: All right. We'll be following that story all day long on NPR News. That's our congressional correspondent, Tamara Keith. Thanks, Tamara.


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Google Glass: Yes, it's that bad


Google Glass: Yes, it's that bad

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I've wanted a Google Glass since Commander Sisko had one on "Star Trek Deep Space 9." I ignored the warning that only the Vorta could wear them without getting a terrible headache. I thought: It's like having your own private wearable big-screen TV! But hey, I was like 14 or 15 when that show started. (I mention this only to make my editor feel old.)


At an illustrious event entitled "Glass Durham," which took place at Bay 7 in the historic American Tobacco campus, I was cured of this childhood fantasy. Or at least, this incarnation of it.


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Google is trying to market something that makes you look like a dork as fashionable. Of course, I am no fashion diva. My wife once said that clothes make a statement about you. When I asked what my clothes say, she replied, "That you like zombies and the beach."


Anyway, I stood in line with a bunch of people who looked like the fools who stand in line for the latest iPhone. The Glass logo suggested an electronic indie rock hipster fair flash mob could break out at any moment. Each youth waited faithfully for a chance to look like a model in some futuristic Aryan dystopia.


Google flew in a few Californians and temp-hired a bunch of recent UNC grads to pretend to have worn Glass for months. A good portion of the demo was "well, this is pre-recorded because we're having Internet problems," which pointed to a major problem with the device: It requires your phone to provide the Internet or reliable Wi-Fi.


When can I actually get one?
I asked a few basic questions about Glass: When will it be available to developers outside of San Francisco, where they hold the Google.io event? The marketoid told me that it isn't just San Francisco, it's also New York and Los Angeles as well! No idea when it would be available to other developers.


This presents a potential problem for Google. Google.io is a marketing event. You need to distribute more units to more developers than will come to your conference in order to launch with enough applications to prevent the thing from flopping. (Ask HP how WebOS went.)


For consumers, the device will be available "sometime in 2014." So these Glass events are mainly about building demand.


I also asked about battery life. The marketoid said about a day of normal use.


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Oscar winner Anthony Hopkins is no slouch in the acting department, but after binge-watching all six seasons of "Breaking Bad" recently, he couldn't resist writing a letter to star Bryan Cranston to tell him it was the best acting he had seen — ever.

The letter showed up Sunday on the Facebook page of actor Steven Michael Quezada, who played DEA agent Steve Gomez on the AMC hit. It was quickly picked up across the web, but on Monday the post, along with a tweet about it from Quezada, disappeared.

Arnold Robinson, a publicist for Hopkins, confirmed to TODAY on Monday that the letter was indeed real. And a source at United Talent Agency, which represents both Hopkins and Cranston, told TODAY that Hopkins wanted to write Cranston because he admired his work so much. Hopkins was complimentary of the entire cast, and the UTA source said Cranston shared it, not expecting the letter to go viral.

Hopkins writes that he was compelled to reach out after what he refers to as two weeks of "addictive" viewing.

I have never watched anything like it. Brilliant!

Your performance as Walter White was the best acting I have seen — ever.

I know there is so much smoke blowing and sickening bull---- in this business, and I've sort of lost belief in anything really.

But this work of yours is spectacular — absolutely stunning. What is extraordinary, is the sheer power of everyone in the entire production. What was it? Five or six years in the making? How the producers (yourself being one of them), the writers, directors, cinematographers.... every department — casting etc. managed to keep the discipline and control from beginning to the end is (that over used word) awesome.

Hopkins is no stranger to portraying crafty monsters — he won his Academy Award for the role of Hannibal Lecter in 1991's "The Silence of the Lambs."

"Thank you," the 75-year-old actor writes. "That kind of work/artistry is rare, and when, once in a while, it occurs, as in this epic work, it restores confidence. You and all the cast are the best actors I've ever seen."

Cranston, 57, won three Emmys for his work as the high-school-teacher-turned-meth-kingpin Walter White. Last month he lost out to Jeff Daniels of HBO's "The Newsroom," but "Breaking Bad" won the Emmy for best drama series.








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Sunday, October 13, 2013

The Top 5 Board Games That Really Will Ruin Friendships - Kotaku

One piece of trivia orbits modern board gaming like a dark, sexy star. Someone who doesn't really play them will always have heard from their friend, who heard it from another friend, that games like Game of Thrones or Battlestar Galactica are mean. They ruin friendships.


It's true that in recent years, board games have been discovering the joy of traitors and treachery. As anyone who's played a particularly tense round of poker will know, there's a strange, emotional core to table games. When you're next to somebody and sharing this experience, you really do connect with them. As I wrote for Kotaku a couple of months back, board games are emotional power adaptors.


But Game of Thrones? Battlestar Galactica? These are games where the backstabbing and twists of the knife are expected. If you really want to test your friendships, these are the games you should be playing.


The Top 5 Board Games That Really Will Ruin Friendships


Play Werewolf with friends who hold a grudge


Oh, god.


Werewolf is similar to Mafia or The Resistance, if you've played either of those. A room full of players (and candles, and spooky music if you're doing it right) take on the role of villagers, trying to find and lynch the werewolf players in their midst.


Every night all the villagers “go to sleep” by closing their eyes. The werewolves “awake” and silently decide which villager to murder. A moderator declares theatrically who's been found dead, you all decide who to lynch again, and play continues until all the werewolves are dead or there are as many werewolves as villagers. This is a game where simply announcing you trust someone can be the missing piece of the puzzle for other players.


Werewolf couldn't be simpler, but there's nothing better for bringing out the worst in people. The entire game is just scum rising to the top of a simmering pot of tension. One hapless player will always be eaten by the wolf players before the first turn of the game. In the day, players will form terrifying pitchfork mobs powered by the noisiest player's half-formed logic. If you're playing with the Hunter, their shotgun will let them take a player of their choice down with them. The secret Lovers will be trying to keep their partner alive, no matter what team they're on. There are dozens of these modules to keep the game fresh, and best of all, when anyone dies, which side they're on isn't revealed until the game's over.


But Werewolf isn't just a game that gives that friend of yours who bears grudges a lot of reasons to be upset. It's a game where that player will have to sit in impotent silence after being unfairly lynched, until the entire game is finished.


But it gets worse, because in the next game, that friend's anger becomes a tool for the werewolves to use. When the person he's angry at shows up dead, said grudge-bearing player is going to be the target for an unfair lynching again.Oh, dear.


The Top 5 Board Games That Really Will Ruin Friendships


Play Twilight Imperium with friends who role-play


Ah, Twilight Imperium. The all-you-can-eat-buffet of strategic board gaming. Here's a game where just 20 minutes might see the orbital bombardment of the human home world, a meeting of the galactic council, new trade routes being formed, a hostage exchange, someone's flagship being destroyed in an illegal minefield and someone developing the tech required to build huge, plastic War Suns.


What makes Twilight Imperium an exciting game, as opposed to just an exciting board game, is that every one of these events will impact everyone's social standing with one another. Because everybody's physically so close to one another and ships are so precious, there's an awful lot of talking in TI before anyone does anything. Everything from alliances, to non-aggression treaties, to trade embargoes are decided without the need for rules, but at the clink of a beer.


There's a problem, though. Everybody gets an alien race to play at the start of Twilight Imperium. Perhaps you'll be the grand, pompous Winnu, or maybe the Sardakk N'orr, a species of horrifying, murderous beetles.


This brings us to a problem. Some players are going to play Twilight Imperium like the po-faced strategy game it is. But the game's just so colourful and tells such a bold, bright story that players are often drawn towards “acting their race.”


Guess what happens when you sit a very serious strategy gamer between someone pretending to be a computer virus, and another pretending to be a beetle. You'll be able to see the steam coming out of their ears by the second or third council.


The Top 5 Board Games That Really Will Ruin Friendships


Play Space Alert with an incompetent


Space Alert is one of the best games I've ever played. In a mission spanning 10 real-life minutes, you and a team of three or four friends have to keep your spaceship safe against threats ranging from hostile fighter craft, to a space octopus, to asteroids, to a nuclear device in your engine room. Or possibly all of these at once.


Without a shadow of a doubt, Space Alert is the most stressful board game in my collection. Imagine trying to calculate the optimal moment to fire the starboard laser at an incoming planetoid. Now, imagine all of your friends shouting at one another (and you) while you do it. Now, imagine that if you fail, everybody dies. Now, imagine you've noticed that there's no energy in the port-side reactor, and you'll need somebody to get down there are siphon energy into it immediately. Now stop imagining because this is REALLY HAPPENING and you have TWENTY SECONDS, GO, GO, GO


Losing a game of Space Alert after trying your hardest can be pretty crushing (perhaps literally figuratively, should you encounter a black hole). Losing five games in a row is even worse. But losing ship after ship because that one friend of yours isn't paying attention, and laughs contentedly every time something goes wrong? You'll start wanting to drag him into a real-life airlock.


The Top 5 Board Games That Really Will Ruin Friendships


Play Merchants & Marauders with sore winners


Z-Man Games' Merchants & Marauders is THE pirate board game. Some people will tell you that that's Libertalia, but those people will be boring and smell of beef. Merchants & Marauders offers piracy that feels all the more illicit because players don't have to do it. You can trade goods, hunt rumours, take on missions, collect bounties on pirates or even other players. It's the table game of Sid Meier's Pirates!, except with the most aggressive local multiplayer you've ever seen.


Here's the thing about Merchants & Marauders. If two players are brave or dumb enough to fight, the winning player will receive:


  • Everything in the loser's cargo hold
  • Their ship
  • Their crew
  • All the money onboard

Sounds pretty humiliating, right? But we're not finished! They also get...


  • Any rumours the loser was holding
  • Their hand of special, one-shot action cards
  • In a very real sense, their dignity

It's the ludic equivalent of having your legs waxed. Losing all this can set you back by hours, to say nothing of watching your friend idly throwing your cargo overboard because he can't carry it all.


In the right conditions, this can be kind of character-building. Losing everything and starting from nothing again with a smile on your face? That demands spirit.


But I would never, ever play Merchants & Marauders with sore winners. To lose everything to a friend who's going to make fun of you? For hours? You're looking at the start of a suitably thematic drunken brawl.


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Play Diplomacy at all


The Game of Thrones board game gets all the hype. All the talk of how its players will be performing traitorous plays that make the Red Wedding look like a Super Sweet 16.


But if you really want to put you and your friends to the test, you go to Amazon and you buy a copy of Diplomacy. Originally released in 1954, this is the original game for treacherous motherf*****s.


Each turn of Diplomacy is made up of three phases. First, everybody leaves the table to engage in private discussions with the rest of the European powers. Second, everybody writes the moves for all of their pieces. Third, everything moves at once, with very nuanced rules for “supporting” that make alliances crucial. Fourth, you do it again, having seen that bastard Russia friend was playing you the whole time, and he and Turkey are going to be carving you up like a battery hen for the next two hours.


In other words, it's Game of Thrones, but players have to look one another in the eye for 15 minutes before dicking each other over. A game so cold that it turns players abandoning the game into a feature, with their country falling into “civil disorder.”


Oh god. Am I making this sound fun? I'm trying not to. I'm serious.


Buy Diplomacy at your own risk. I will absolutely not be held accountable.


Quintin Smith is a games columnist able to identify different board game manufacturers by their scent. He is not proud of this. He's part of a team working to make a home for play in Shut Up & Sit Down, and @quinns108 on Twitter.

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